April 24, 2014

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April 24, 2014
kid: dad whats a 69
dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
April 24, 2014

thedavidwinters:

Dr. Forrester and TV’s Frank from Mystery Science Theater in watercolor

(via fuckyeahmst3k)

April 24, 2014
stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

stunningpicture:

Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

(via nijaki)

April 24, 2014

gingerhaze:

discodick:

Superman as a Bazillion different forms of vision, and he still didn’t see that one coming.

image

"Wonder Woman whyyyyyyyyyy"

(Source: seinemajestat, via nijaki)

April 24, 2014

sofapizza:

when tits attack

(Source: stand-up-comic-gifs)

April 24, 2014
lilyliqueur:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

OMFG ^

lilyliqueur:

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

OMFG ^

(via nijaki)

April 24, 2014

acker-heichou:

canni8al:

i’m gonna create an anime and the first episode is gonna zoom in on the person with bright blue hair sitting by the classroom window, then pan over to the kid with plain hair, the main character

and then there’s a running joke the entire show about how no one knows why the hell that guy over there has such weird hair

(via nijaki)

April 24, 2014

professorsparklepants:

Anthony “runs into a burning building to save an acquaintance" Crowley

April 24, 2014

(Source: tio-trile)

April 24, 2014

otterlogic:

I don’t even know how to caption this.

April 24, 2014
""Oh dear," muttered Aziraphale, not swearing with the practiced ease of one who has spent six thousand years not swearing, and who wasn’t going to start now."

— Good Omens, Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman (via rhaxta)

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April 24, 2014
ineffablehusbands:

I was watching Steven Universe ep 14 and I found Crowley

ineffablehusbands:

I was watching Steven Universe ep 14 and I found Crowley

April 24, 2014
tereziskyrope:

MY MIND’S TELLING ME NOOO
BUT MY BODY, MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSSSS

tereziskyrope:

MY MIND’S TELLING ME NOOO

BUT MY BODY, MY BODY IS TELLING ME YESSSSS

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Filed under: basically 
April 24, 2014
hoursago:

for old times sake

hoursago:

for old times sake

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