onion-souls:

Speaking of entry level geek cringe, this is it, the thing that causes the most irrational Nerd rage in me. It is so zero-effort, Bazinga!-grade garbage.

Actual fantasy maps would be cool. A time-shift merging of the geographies of Middle-earth to the Hyperborian Age and other prehistories would be sweet.

But this is muddled shit.

Like, there’s so many problems; Panem is a future US, Westeros is the size of South America, throwing off the scale; Hogwarts is a single campus and distinctly a part of the modern UK (and why the fuck is Hogsmeade pointed out?), and the fucking wardrobe is in England. Middle-earth is a massive continent on primordial earth, or Arda, yet is only somewhat larger than a camp. Moomin Valley is show to be a plane circled by mountains, not a valley between mountains. The Land of the Lost is subterranean, not an island; why is Lidsville a Hyrulian peninsula? The fucking Minnish Cap? Terabithia is, even in its own book, imaginary AND ONLY ACCESSIBLE BY A BRIDGE, it’s the title; actually physical places on earth are freely mixed with extradimensional Dreamlands.

And Nehwon, one of the smallest places here, is actually the largest (barring maybe the possibly infinite Dreamlands), a planet.

I hate this shit so much.

Original art by someone who never gets credited by the buzzfeed-level fuckers who share it

Also earthsea is a fucking huge-ass group of islands, many miles apart from each other, basically different countries all of their own but here it’s so fucking small

Camp half-blood is even smaller than hogwarts campus was, yet is the size of/bigger than middle earth?!